On the road again

So I've read 4 books, beaten 3 games, and videotaped 30 min of footage of "America" the past 7 days. I found I really get peeved when I sit in a car for more than 6 hours straight. There were some fun stuff, some boring stuff, and all that junk in between. This is the second time I've reached a hotel with cable and was coherent enough to use it. Uncle Pat, who is not crazy, just likes to abuses systems of government to prove to himself how flawed they are, has recently been re-ordained as a Bishop in the Universal Life Church. To achieve this yourself, just visit the website and 'donate' $20. For a bit of little known but interesting history, Uncle Pat originally became a Pope ($45) back during Vietnam so he could avoid the draft. He ordained all of his friends, too. Then, because they said he had to be in practice, kicked himself out of the church based on heresy. Strangly, he is still Catholic, I believe.