Well bless my nippers, bless them all day long

Well, this is it guys, freshman orientation. I leave like in 30 min, and I'll be back friday. This has got to be the freaking longest orientation on the face of the earth. Meridith's going to a full size violin, and borrowed a couple at a violin store in houston to try. One of them, the expensive one she wants, is like a God amoung violins. It's a 200 year old german violin and it's beautiful. It even sounds good when I play it. I hope they let her keep it. Pick-a-Prof is one of the best schedule helpers, I don't have time to explain it, but I'd recomend it to anyone. Wizard people is awesome, and here's an excerp of the book 'so you want to be a canadian':
"Ah jeez. I don't know about (a-BOOT) Pierre, he's been on pogey (POE-gee), won't get a joe job, and has no jing to go to the peelers. I mean ,I've been feeding the hoser CCs at the pub so he won't put cheese in his coffee, but I think he's been spendind a lot of time outdoors (OOT-doors) without (with-OOT) a toque (tewk). Either that, eh (ay) or his gosh is too tight."
american translation:
"Goodness gracious, I'm worried about Steve, He's been on unemployment, won't get an entry-level position, and doesn't have money to go to the strip club. You see, I've been buying that goof Canadian Club whisky so he won't go completely crazy, but I'm afraid he's lost the capacity to think. Perhaps the circulation to his brain has been cut off somehow."
This is Kat, signing off, Goodnight Chicago!