I like my statics teacher.
Email:
"Dear Students:
Please consider not sending me e-mails that involve the phrases like "I worked hard and ...". With 20% of the class getting A's, it really does not make you look particularly smart. I'd rather prefer "I got a B (for 89.4999) because I did not do anything all semester,and your class was boring. Instead of going to the classes, I made 3 million on the stock market. That was fun".
If you are suprised at your score, please complain to Bill Gates -- I used EXCEL...."
posted by Katherine @ 6:04 p.m.
2 Comments:
Is he single and under 60? Because, you know, 60 is just too old for me.
English isn't his first language, heck, I'm not sure it's his second, but he's still hillarious.
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